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Please Don’t Ask Me to Help You Move.\u003cbr\u003e3. Hope Your Neighbors Aren’t Weird as Fuck\u003cbr\u003e4. New Home. Same Hot Mess.\u003cbr\u003e5. May Your Wi-Fi Be Strong and Your Mortgage Be Manageable.\u003cbr\u003e6. Welcome to Our Home. The Dog Is in Charge.\u003cbr\u003e7. There’s No Place Like Home. Mostly Because My Stuff Is Here.\u003cbr\u003e8. You Have a House Now. That’s Some Adult Shit.\u003cbr\u003e9. Light This Before the In-Laws Arrive.\u003cbr\u003e10. Home Sweet Home. Now Where the Fuck Is Everything?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWHAT’S INCLUDED\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• One candle with your selected label design\u003cbr\u003e• Amber glass jar with a gold lid\u003cbr\u003e• Cream label with black lettering and a coordinating illustration\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHOW TO ORDER\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSelect your favorite saying from the dropdown menu, choose your quantity, and add to your cart.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach purchase includes one candle. Photo props are not included. The humorous label sayings are separate from the candle’s actual fragrance.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSome designs contain adult language—choose the one that fits your recipient’s sense of humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA little something to make their new house feel like their kind of home.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Foliage Goddess\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e13 TAGS\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ehousewarming gift, new home candle, funny candle gift, first apartment gift, new homeowner gift, sarcastic candle, moving gift, funny house candle, new house gift, hostess gift, rude candle, closing gift, gift for couple\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesign \u0026amp; Creation Note: This disclosure is included in accordance with Etsy’s AI transparency requirements for all listings. Some graphic design elements used in creating our products MAY be developed with the assistance of AI-based creative tools. All products are personally designed, selected, assembled, customized, and\/or finished by The Foliage Goddess. AI IF it WAS used only as a creative design tool and does not replace the hands-on work that goes into creating and preparing your order.This disclosure is included in accordance with Etsy’s AI transparency requirements for all listings. Some graphic design elements used in creating our products MAY be developed with the assistance of AI-based creative tools. All products are personally designed, selected, assembled, customized, and\/or finished by The Foliage Goddess. 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