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Funny Housewarming Candle, New Home Gift, First Apartment Gift, Sarcastic Moving Present
Funny Housewarming Candle, New Home Gift, First Apartment Gift, Sarcastic Moving Present
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New keys, moving boxes, and questionable neighbors—celebrate their new place with a funny housewarming candle that says what everyone’s thinking.
Choose from 10 humorous labels on an amber glass candle jar with a gold lid. From “New Home. Same Hot Mess.” to “Hope Your Neighbors Aren’t Weird as Fuck,” there’s a design for the friend who appreciates a little sarcasm with their home decor.
A fun gift for a first apartment, new homeowner, moving-away friend, housewarming party, or a couple settling into their new home.
CHOOSE YOUR SAYING
1. Smells Like We Cleaned Before You Came
2. Congrats on Your New Place. Please Don’t Ask Me to Help You Move.
3. Hope Your Neighbors Aren’t Weird as Fuck
4. New Home. Same Hot Mess.
5. May Your Wi-Fi Be Strong and Your Mortgage Be Manageable.
6. Welcome to Our Home. The Dog Is in Charge.
7. There’s No Place Like Home. Mostly Because My Stuff Is Here.
8. You Have a House Now. That’s Some Adult Shit.
9. Light This Before the In-Laws Arrive.
10. Home Sweet Home. Now Where the Fuck Is Everything?
WHAT’S INCLUDED
• One candle with your selected label design
• Amber glass jar with a gold lid
• Cream label with black lettering and a coordinating illustration
HOW TO ORDER
Select your favorite saying from the dropdown menu, choose your quantity, and add to your cart.
Each purchase includes one candle. Photo props are not included. The humorous label sayings are separate from the candle’s actual fragrance.
Some designs contain adult language—choose the one that fits your recipient’s sense of humor.
A little something to make their new house feel like their kind of home.
The Foliage Goddess
13 TAGS
housewarming gift, new home candle, funny candle gift, first apartment gift, new homeowner gift, sarcastic candle, moving gift, funny house candle, new house gift, hostess gift, rude candle, closing gift, gift for couple
Design & Creation Note: This disclosure is included in accordance with Etsy’s AI transparency requirements for all listings. Some graphic design elements used in creating our products MAY be developed with the assistance of AI-based creative tools. All products are personally designed, selected, assembled, customized, and/or finished by The Foliage Goddess. AI IF it WAS used only as a creative design tool and does not replace the hands-on work that goes into creating and preparing your order.This disclosure is included in accordance with Etsy’s AI transparency requirements for all listings. Some graphic design elements used in creating our products MAY be developed with the assistance of AI-based creative tools. All products are personally designed, selected, assembled, customized, and/or finished by The Foliage Goddess. AI IF it WAS used only as a creative design tool and does not replace the hands-on work that goes into creating and preparing your order.
Choose from 10 humorous labels on an amber glass candle jar with a gold lid. From “New Home. Same Hot Mess.” to “Hope Your Neighbors Aren’t Weird as Fuck,” there’s a design for the friend who appreciates a little sarcasm with their home decor.
A fun gift for a first apartment, new homeowner, moving-away friend, housewarming party, or a couple settling into their new home.
CHOOSE YOUR SAYING
1. Smells Like We Cleaned Before You Came
2. Congrats on Your New Place. Please Don’t Ask Me to Help You Move.
3. Hope Your Neighbors Aren’t Weird as Fuck
4. New Home. Same Hot Mess.
5. May Your Wi-Fi Be Strong and Your Mortgage Be Manageable.
6. Welcome to Our Home. The Dog Is in Charge.
7. There’s No Place Like Home. Mostly Because My Stuff Is Here.
8. You Have a House Now. That’s Some Adult Shit.
9. Light This Before the In-Laws Arrive.
10. Home Sweet Home. Now Where the Fuck Is Everything?
WHAT’S INCLUDED
• One candle with your selected label design
• Amber glass jar with a gold lid
• Cream label with black lettering and a coordinating illustration
HOW TO ORDER
Select your favorite saying from the dropdown menu, choose your quantity, and add to your cart.
Each purchase includes one candle. Photo props are not included. The humorous label sayings are separate from the candle’s actual fragrance.
Some designs contain adult language—choose the one that fits your recipient’s sense of humor.
A little something to make their new house feel like their kind of home.
The Foliage Goddess
13 TAGS
housewarming gift, new home candle, funny candle gift, first apartment gift, new homeowner gift, sarcastic candle, moving gift, funny house candle, new house gift, hostess gift, rude candle, closing gift, gift for couple
Design & Creation Note: This disclosure is included in accordance with Etsy’s AI transparency requirements for all listings. Some graphic design elements used in creating our products MAY be developed with the assistance of AI-based creative tools. All products are personally designed, selected, assembled, customized, and/or finished by The Foliage Goddess. AI IF it WAS used only as a creative design tool and does not replace the hands-on work that goes into creating and preparing your order.This disclosure is included in accordance with Etsy’s AI transparency requirements for all listings. Some graphic design elements used in creating our products MAY be developed with the assistance of AI-based creative tools. All products are personally designed, selected, assembled, customized, and/or finished by The Foliage Goddess. AI IF it WAS used only as a creative design tool and does not replace the hands-on work that goes into creating and preparing your order.
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